[She's under the impression that he's coming in for a smooch and so she sits there and waits for it, her smile only widening further as he leans over the counter. She even shifts forward a little to close part of the breach between them so it's a little easier, because she's nice like that, but when his hands go for the bowl and there's the gross sound of something wet and squishy followed by a sweet smell, Lightning snaps herself out of her desire for that sweet, tantalizing contact. Alas, it's not fast enough to dodge and instead of a kiss, she ends up with a face full of blueberries.
SUCH DISRESPECT INDEED!
Give her a few seconds to compose herself. Lightning shakes her head and sprays the juice all over the counter and him, and wipes her lashes clean with her sleeve to reveal a glint of mischief in her eyes.]
Yeah? You're a fast learner...
[She'll give him that! She straightens so that she's standing and leans over to give him a blueberry-flavoured kiss.
Meanwhile, her fingers are in the bowl and quickly gathering a handful of plump strawberries. She squishes them between her hands and as soon as she breaks free for air, slaps her palms on either side of his face and rubs them up and down and sideways. She makes extra sure to smear them over his beard too, so that pieces stick to his stubble.]
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SUCH DISRESPECT INDEED!
Give her a few seconds to compose herself. Lightning shakes her head and sprays the juice all over the counter and him, and wipes her lashes clean with her sleeve to reveal a glint of mischief in her eyes.]
Yeah? You're a fast learner...
[She'll give him that! She straightens so that she's standing and leans over to give him a blueberry-flavoured kiss.
Meanwhile, her fingers are in the bowl and quickly gathering a handful of plump strawberries. She squishes them between her hands and as soon as she breaks free for air, slaps her palms on either side of his face and rubs them up and down and sideways. She makes extra sure to smear them over his beard too, so that pieces stick to his stubble.]
... But I'm faster.